The hardware industry requires a great deal of hacking. Coming up with utter nonsense is a significant part of our business. We hope to be able to handle all of your hacking needs.
Here are some services we would offer if it were even remotely possible:
-- Hacking personal computer systems to increase available RAM and processor speed through software (this may be associated with increased risk of fire)
-- Increasing the write density for media that do not support the increased density, such as turning a CD-R into a DVD-R
-- Making objects that have the same physical footprint as other objects fit into storage designed for the latter type of objects
-- Taking a tangled bunch of copper wires and turning it into a computer through mental electron flow control
-- World domination