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The hardware industry requires a great deal of hacking. Coming up with utter nonsense is a significant part of our business. We hope to be able to handle all of your hacking needs.

Here are some services we would offer if it were even remotely possible:
-- Hacking personal computer systems to increase available RAM and processor speed through software (this may be associated with increased risk of fire)

-- Increasing the write density for media that do not support the increased density, such as turning a CD-R into a DVD-R

-- Making objects that have the same physical footprint as other objects fit into storage designed for the latter type of objects

-- Taking a tangled bunch of copper wires and turning it into a computer through mental electron flow control

-- World domination

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